Here’s a picture of Frostbite One in all its churned-up-mud-road-dust-caked glory right now. (Quinn thought it needed some Batman logos, which is probably correct. Few things can’t gain from the application of a Batman logo.) It’s basically pointless to drive this thing through a car wash between the months of December and May. You…
worst product idea of the decade.
The hilarious Amazon product review page of the month: the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. (Yes, it’s a desk you can put on your car’s steering wheel.) The comments are gold, but pay particular attention to the customer images.
lucky thirteen, now on the kindelmaschine.
I released my short story “Lucky Thirteen” on Amazon Kindle. It’s a very slightly edited version of the one some of you may have read already when I released it on the blog a year or two ago, so if you’ve already read that version, those $0.99 won’t get you anything new except a cover…
for the dads.
I Carry Your Heart With Me from Rishi Kaneria on Vimeo. Love the video; hate the guy who made it for setting the bar for home movies so damn high. Jerk.
having one’s cake etc. etc.
“Assault rifles are only good for killing a lot of people rapidly, and we don’t want anyone in our state to be able to own one…but please keep making them here because we love the tax revenue from selling those death machines.” –Connecticut’s Gov. Malloy (paraphrased)
in new hampshire, even our playgrounds are harsh.
Girl Child punchi-sized her face on the school playground yesterday by running around WITH HER EYES CLOSED WHILE MEOWING. Now her upper lip is about the size of a Jeep Wrangler tire, and she doesn’t want to eat solid foods. Good thing she had a dentist appointment this morning anyway. I know it’s totally un-American…
an announcement.
As of today, I have a literary agent. I’ve signed with Evan Gregory of Ethan Ellenberg, who will represent my works from now on. Together, we will make ALL THE MONEY. I’ve been looking for a literary agent for a few years now (ever since Viable Paradise XII in 2008, in fact), and Ethan Ellenberg…
demonstrably wrong, laughably ignorant, and deliberately deceptive.
(Note: This post is largely directed at my liberal and progressive friends. Yes, I have those, just like I have Libertarian and conservative friends. If your entire social circle shares one political viewpoint, you don’t live in the real world, you live in an echo chamber. Conservative friends: please refrain from “LIBRULS ARE TEH STOOPID!!!1!!ONE!!…
not just another teen movie.
There’s a new trailer for the Carrie remake, and it looks pretty good. It seems that the remake is playing it even darker than the original, which wasn’t exactly a sunny rom-com to begin with. Also, Chloe Moretz (a.k.a. Hit-Girl from Kick-Ass) has turned into a really impressive actress. I loved the hell out of…
for all you NOOK owners.
Terms of Enlistment is finally live at Barnes and Noble’s NOOK store: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/terms-of-enlistment-marko-kloos/1114972237?ean=2940044383906 Still on iBooks: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/terms-of-enlistment/id623287864?mt=11 Kobo: http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Terms-of-Enlistment/book-i9WbLhEqIEK-epHc8gKQmw/page1.html Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/296336 And of course Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Terms-of-Enlistment-ebook/dp/B00BUQWVDC/ref=zg_bsnr_6157856011_1 You can also get it from me directly by clicking the PayPal link on my sidebar. I will mention that I send those direct PayPal copies out via email…