Here are the collected band names from a few months of private chats with friends. (I am claiming all of those, by the way.)
Schnitzelburger
Compensatory Treats
Automatic Umlaut
Inner Dilbert
Bourbon & Carbs
Parsimonious Electrons
Contraband Soda
Strategic Meatball Stockpile
Ablative Skateboard
Spiky Dong
Hashtag Countermeasures
Technically Rich
Presumably Sedated
Heirloom Bling
Experimental Bread #1
Hobo Gauntlet
Zero Hair Autonomy
Dubious DVD-R
Homeschool Loophole
Alternate Geralt
Heckfire
Mandatory Love Gift
Thiccmoose
Cross of Okra
Cranial Nerve #8
Fractional Bard
Apotheosis of Karens
Parking for Ponies
Spatchcocked Mastodon
Flight of Chowders
Mine is Moral Jackson. All rights reserved.
I guess it depends on the band’s music, image desired, the desired venues, etc.
There are a lots of great ideas in there. Some perhaps are limited in appeal for all audiences.
Without any of that information I like:
Schnitzelburger
Automatic Umlaut
Parking for Ponies
I saw Spatchcocked Mastodon open for Cross of Okra in Chicago back in ’14.
If you’re looking for a top three vote of your band names:
1. Spiky Dong
2. Presumably Sedated
3. Mandatory Love Gift
Of course, by tomorrow I’ll likely be in a different mood, and chose three others.